I cannot believe you like Frozen. I cannot believe your fic post about it got so many notes. It is terrible and I do not have any respect for you at all after knowing you liked it. How could you like it?? Fuck you.
You’re about the fifth person to send me an ask like this. Maybe it’s been you every time. Here’s the thing I don’t think you grasp: it is entirely possible to like something while at the same time acknowledging that it has flaws. If your mother could like you, I can like Frozen.
Deal with it.
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
(Source: bismal, via aisette)